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This Woman Is Next-Level Fantastic When It Comes To Facebook Cover Photos

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I don’t know who “Nikki” is. I’ve never met her and probably never will, but no matter, I GET her. Or at least the her that’s the best at choosing pop culture-themed Facebook cover photos. Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Monty Python, Rick and Morty (!), The Room — all your TV show and movie obsessions are there, with Nikki interacting with everything from the MST3K robots and the Meeseeks.

Nikki, who didn’t make her last name public (for fear of marriage proposals, probably), is the best thing I’ve seen on Facebook since the ad that told me I could lose how much weight in only 37 seconds?!?

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Filed under: Web Culture Tagged: COVER PHOTOS, Facebook, JURASSIC PARK, Sherlock

This ‘Jurassic World’ Prop Brochure Leaks A Whole Bunch Of Tantalizing Details About The New Movie

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Jurassic World promises to be pretty weird, as it essentially features Maude Lebowski and Burt Macklin, FBI, running around a park straight out of a survival horror game. But in theory, this is an actual attraction full of dinosaurs, and it even has a sponsor-laden brochure to go with it. Mild spoilers below.

Posted to Twitter and Reddit, the image series opens with the cover of the brochure, and the whole thing is pretty dryly funny. A few highlights:


It’s the disclaimer at the end of both of these that really makes it. So, you’re saying, small children might not enjoy seeing livestock get ripped apart? Then there’s this tidbit:


Somehow, we think the handicapped accessibility is going to be plot-relevant. Please, please, please let this include a reenactment of this, but with dinosaurs. Also interesting is that it hints there are more than just dinosaurs on the island, which might explain where the weird-ass kaiju comes from. Those hints continue, along with the revelation of a bizarre guest host:


Yep, Jimmy Fallon will be in this movie, apparently, if only for a few minutes, or possibly with his visage ripped apart by velociraptors.

The full image series is worth a look not least because it’s full of hints about what we’ll see in the movie without telling us too much. Suffice to say, there will be threats from land, sea, and air, and probably a T. Rex on a golf course. Really, all that needs to happen is the two precious children the movie have cast get eaten before the first act is up, and we’ve got ourselves a classic.


Filed under: GammaSquad Tagged: dry humor, JURASSIC PARK, JURASSIC WORLD, leaks, PROPS

Jeff Goldblum Attended A Wedding, So Of Course They Took A ‘Jurassic Park’ Photo

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Over the weekend, Pamela and Jesse Sargent enjoyed the happiest day of their lives to this point, as they said, “I do” to each other in front of a gathering of their closest family members and friends at a ceremony in Toronto. Normally, that wouldn’t be much of a concern to those of us random strangers who weren’t cool enough to be invited, but actor Jeff Goldblum was among the guests, which means that there’s a good chance that something charming and wonderful took place.

According to the wedding’s photographer Adam Biesenthal, when he asked Goldblum if he’d be willing to take part in the “wedding party runs away from a photoshopped dinosaur” photo, the Jurassic Park star thought it was a fantastic idea, and it resulted in the above image. Of course, with the exception of maybe two people in the party, the photo looks more like a “run while acting like you can’t believe Jeff Goldblum is right next to you” shot, but Biesenthal wrote that it was all about having fun.

Truth be told, he was a very cool guy, who when the groom asked him to do this shot he enthusiastically agreed and as one commenter mentioned, was the only one who really got into character (aside from the one groomsman on the right). Everyone else kept smiling the whole time! (Via Reddit)

Not to sound like a cynic, but I’ll save my upvotes for the couple that asks Goldblum to take a Transylvania 6-5000 wedding photo. Oh who am I kidding, look at Goldblum’s face!



Filed under: Film Drunk, Media, Upcoming Tagged: JEFF GOLDBLUM, JURASSIC PARK, WEDDING PHOTOS, WEDDINGS

Richard Attenborough, Jurassic Park’s John Hammond, Has Died At Age 90

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Legendary British actor, director, and producer Richard Attenborough, aka The Right Honourable The Lord Attenborough, Commander of the Order of the British Empire (aren’t British titles the best?) has died at the age of 90.

Not to be confused with his younger brother, David, who narrates the UK version of Planet Earth, the Rt. Hon. Richard is probably best known to my generation as Jurassic Park‘s professor John Hammond (star of my all-time favorite Jurassic Park mash-up, see below). Some of his most famous roles as an actor came in Brighton Rock, The Great Escape, Doctor Doolittle, and Santa Claus in the 90s remake of Miracle On 34th Street, and earned acclaim as a director for films such as Gandhi, Chaplin, and Shadowlands. Attenborough won a best director and a best picture for Gandhi, while Chaplin earned Robert Downey Jr. an Oscar nomination and a BAFTA win.

Lord Attenborough had been in a nursing home with his wife for a number of years, BBC arts editor Will Gompertz said. He had also been in a wheelchair since falling down stairs six years ago, our correspondent added.

His son told the BBC that Lord Attenborough died at lunchtime on Sunday.

Okay, sure, but how did he actually die? Motorcyle wreck? Skydiving accident? Knife fight? The world needs answers.

Born in Cambridge in 1923, he started acting at the age of just 12, making his professional stage debut aged 18.
He was appointed a CBE in 1967 and knighted nine years later in 1976, before being made a life peer in 1993.
He married his wife, actress Sheila Sim, in 1945. His son Michael was born in 1949, followed by two daughters, Jane and Charlotte. [BBC]

I’ll always think of Richard Attenborough as combining all of the best stereotypes about the English. Thoughtful, restrained, studied, with a great sense of personal integrity. I mean look at that banner image. They should put his face on a stamp, or the money, or on the underside of the wigs.


Filed under: Film Drunk, Media, Movies Tagged: DEAD PEOPLE, JURASSIC PARK, RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH

Can A Fake Dinosaur Prank People? You Bet Jurassican.

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*congratulates self for pun for three hours*

“Mediocre Films” is a Youtube channel for “insane pranks and stuff.” I’m not sure this “dinosaur in a box truck” “prank” is “insane” but it does drive me crazy thinking that I can just rent a velociraptor suit for my own personal entertainment and that’s not happening right now.


Filed under: GammaSquad Tagged: .lol, DINOSAURS, JURASSIC PARK, MEDIOCRE FILMS, PRANKS, Viral Videos

What’s On Tonight: Might As Well Watch ‘Jurassic Park’ For The 43rd Time

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Jurassic Park (AMC, 8 p.m.) — It’s a lean night for TV, so I might end up quoting Jurassic Park.

College Football: Boise State vs Mississippi (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — Hold on to your butts, football’s back.

Welcome to Sweden (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) — Season finale. At this rate, I expect Greg Poehler to win an Emmy before his sister, Amy, I mean, LIFE FINDS A WAY.

Garfunkel and Oates (IFC, 10 p.m.) — Clever girls.

The Honorable Woman (Sundance, 10 p.m.) — “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. The Honorable Woman inherits the Earth.”

You’re the Worst (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — I look forward to this show a little bit more every week, and I think I’d still feel the same way if there was literally ANYTHING else on. It’s not a big pile of sh*t.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Mike Myers on Letterman; Aaron Paul and Ed Sheeran on Kimmel; Todd Glass on Stewart; and JR on Colbert.


Filed under: TV Tagged: JURASSIC PARK, WHAT'S ON TONIGHT, YOU'RE THE WORST

Jeff Goldblum Added Lyrics To The ‘Jurassic Park’ Theme, Led A ‘Late Night’ Sing-Along

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God creates Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Goldblum creates lyrics to Jurassic Park theme. 

It seems as though somebody’s clued Jeff Goldblum into the fact that people still really, really like Jurassic Park, because recently he’s been hitting the JP references hard. Not even your wedding is safe from Goldblum’s Jurassic Park riffing.

Well, Dr. Ian Malcolm himself showed up on Late Night with some very fitting lyrics for the iconic Jurassic Park theme song, and led the audience in a spirited sing along…

That was pretty magical. The only thing that could have improved it is if Goldblum were being accompanied by this…


Filed under: GammaSquad, Movies, TV Tagged: Dr. Ian Malcolm, JEFF GOLDBLUM, JURASSIC PARK, late night, LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, Movies, TV

Because They Do Move In Herds, Here’s A Dog Embarrassed About ‘Jurassic Park’

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Even though some animals were pumped to hear about a new Jurassic Park movie, not every animal was enthusiastic about the news. Marv the dog just reluctantly celebrated his first birthday with an unwelcome Jurassic Park themed gift in a video uploaded by banditsVSbears, who says, “My pup Marv turned one today and was quite embarrassed about the gift I gave him. After watching the video, I couldn’t help but add some Jurassic Park audio.”

Everything in life could benefit from a well-timed melodica cover performed by Patrick T. Lo. Stuck in traffic? Melodica cover. Waitress carrying a tray of food that might be yours? Melodica cover. Somebody films something great as a f*cking vertical video? Sad trombone feat. melodica, with a guest verse by Pitbull to really drive home the tragedy.

Via /r/JurassicPark


Filed under: GammaSquad, Web Culture Tagged: .lol, Animals, COSPLAY, COSTUMES, DINOSAURS, Dogs, JURASSIC PARK, Viral Videos

Why ‘Jurassic World’ Shouldn’t “Fix” Its Dinosaurs

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Jurassic Park first came out in 1993, and there have been a lot of advances in paleontology in the intervening twenty years. Velociraptors are chicken-sized. The triceratops may not be a different species. And needless to say, paleontologists are hoping that Jurassic World will maybe reflect the state of science. But really, it shouldn’t.

Let’s start with the most basic point, which is that Jurassic World is wandering pretty far afield from anything resembling actual science. It’s going to be an absolutely bizarre monster movie, and we can’t wait, but it’s not going to be remotely scientific. It’s going to have a camouflage monster, for God’s sake. And the velociraptors will be the heroes, of sorts. Really we just need to give them missile launchers and it’s straight from every grade-schooler’s imagination.

And it’s not like the first movie was a documentary. The original movie would gleefully fire science out the window if it made for a better story or a striking image. The Dilophosaurus who either ate Nedry or perhaps something else was pretty much a complete scientific crock, for example.

But more to the point, it really misses the spirit of the movies in the first place. What made Jurassic Park such a huge hit wasn’t that it was a scientific movie, but a movie that used science to make the plot seem just credible enough that you feel like it could really happen. There’s a sense of wonder to that, the idea that if you know where to look, there are truly miraculous things hiding right on the edges of the day-to-day.

It’s easy to understand why paleontologists are annoyed; to some degree, this kind of thing makes their jobs a little harder. But really, it’s worth keeping that magic. Besides, we really want to see the camouflage monster!

Zach Galifianakis And Jimmy Fallon Run Through Every Excuse In The Book For Not Hanging Out

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I think when Zach Galifianakis and Jimmy Fallon make excuses on why they can’t hang out, I don’t think they need to be silly about it. I believe that they are already too busy to go catch a movie or have a drink together due to their busy schedules. We don’t need to hear that Fallon is actually Santa Claus or that Galifianakis is opening a dinosaur theme park that’s bound to teach life lessons.

It’s welcome though. And it makes for a pretty funny little bit on The Tonight Show. Not gut busting funny, but better than “pin the tail on The Roots member” funny.

What I’m trying to say is that I need the shirt that is hanging behind Galifianakis. I need it soon because I’m trying to launch an ABC sitcom where I help mold a group of wayward teens into an effective debate team and it’s perfect to define me as a free spirit.

(Via The Tonight Show)

This ‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Poster Looks Quite Familiar, But The Movie Sounds Awesome

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I’m not going to lie, you’re going to feel like you’ve seen this Jurassic World poster before. I swear it is brand new, it just takes its cues from the three films that preceded it. Colin Trevorrow posted it over on his Twitter feed and it looks like it means well:

Check out a bigger version over here, but why bother. You’ve seen it before for three movies. The real meat of what you’re here for is the details behind the plot. From Slash Film:

This film picks up twenty-two years after Jurassic Park. When Derek [Connolly] and I sat down to find the movie, we looked at the past two decades and talked about what we’ve seen. Two things came to the surface.

One was that money has been the gasoline in the engine of our biggest mistakes. If there are billions to be made, no one can resist them, even if they know things could end horribly.

The other was that our relationship with technology has become so woven into our daily lives, we’ve become numb to the scientific miracles around us. We take so much for granted.

Those two ideas felt like they could work together. What if, despite previous disasters, they built a new biological preserve where you could see dinosaurs walk the earth…and what if people were already kind of over it? We imagined a teenager texting his girlfriend with his back to a T-Rex behind protective glass. For us, that image captured the way much of the audience feels about the movies themselves. “We’ve seen CG dinosaurs. What else you got?” Next year, you’ll see our answer.

Now this is the first thing I’ve heard about since we learned about the giant snake/cuttlefish dinosaur running around and initial “boredom” plotline, the rumors of Dennis Nedry’s influence, and that nifty brochure. I think I’m sold on at least giving it a shot. It can’t be worse than Jurassic Park III, plus Chris Pratt is involved. Can you go wrong with Chris Pratt these days?

(Via Slash Film / Colin Trevorrow)

Jeff Goldblum’s Laugh In ‘Jurassic Park’ Finally Has Sheet Music

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Have you ever wanted to recreate that scene in Jurassic Park where Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) laughs very strangely for an uncomfortably long time? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. That’s why Evan Kent has created handy sheet music for all your home Goldbluming needs.

Just be sure to play your melodica con brio (vigorously), as if we’d ever play a melodica any other way. As this sheet music points out, you may need a second person to assist you in this endeavor, because recreating Jeff Goldblum’s laugh is often far too much for just one non-Goldblum mortal to handle.


This isn’t the first time someone has noticed the musical qualities of Jeff Goldblum’s fantastically weird laugh. The dubstep remix, “Hahahrawrrahaha” by FLIPSHOT, is also worth blasting every morning to get you pumped for the coming day. (What, just me?) We already posted the Soundcloud version of it, but The Mary Sue tipped us to this convenient Youtube upload:

Hahahrawrrahaha.

Via From The Nag Hammadi Scriptures and The Mary Sue

The Next LEGO Video Game Is Almost Certainly Going To Be ‘Jurassic Park’ Based

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Star Wars, Batman, Harry Potter, The Avengers – if it’s something young dudes like, it’s been done in LEGO video game form. What’s even left to cover? Hmmm, how about Jurassic Park?

Minor SPOILERS for LEGO Batman 3 ahead…

If you make it to the end of LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Earth, you get an interesting little tease for the next LEGO Something game. Batman and Robin are climbing up the side of building ’60s style, and they come across a dino and the famous Jurassic Park theme briefly plays. Sadly, this isn’t followed by a LEGO Jeff Goldblum sticking his head out a window and laughing, but still, the message is pretty clear.

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This lines up with a recent Toys ‘R Us leak that revealed LEGO Jurassic World is on the way. Oh, and of course actual Jurassic World LEGO sets are happening too

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So yeah, A VIDEO GAME BASED ON LEGO JURASSIC PARK SETS is a thing that’s happening. I think my inner child’s head just blew up.

via Eurogamer and Geek

The First Teaser Trailer For ‘Jurassic World’ Features Some Familiar Vibrations

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With a throwback to one of the most iconic scenes from the original Jurassic Park, Jurassic World teased its upcoming trailer — which drops next Thursday — with the video above.

Source: Universal Spain

This Is The Only Mashup Of ‘Jurassic Park’ And ‘Ace Ventura’ That You’ll Ever Need

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This mashup of Jurassic Park and Ace Ventura has been floating around the Internet since April, but it seems like everyone picked up on it this weekend. Typical, right? It doesn’t matter how old it is, though, because it is is new to me and it is awesome.

Now the partner clip is from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, the divisive sequel to the Dan Marino starring original, so that might dampen some moods. That said, the chosen clip is perfect. Expected, but perfect. I might put it high upon my list of Jurassic Park parodies, but not too high. There’s still this gem.

(Via What’s The Mashup?)


The Park Is Open: Check Out The Teaser For The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer

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Universal just dropped the teaser for the Jurassic World teaser trailer that will hit on Black Friday and it looks great. Chris Pratt looks stone faced, Bryce Dallas Howard looks worried, and everyone has a nice plastic tour bubble that won’t factor into any scary sequences at all. I’m sure of it.

Also we got running dinosaurs! That’s always a plus:

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I don’t know how I feel about the whole trailer for the trailer crap that seems to be prevalent these days, but at least this is more than just scenes from the old movies cut together. Check back on Friday for the full look.

(Via Universal Pictures UK)

The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer Is Here Two Days Early, And Boy Are We Thankful

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When we got an email notification from Universal Pictures’ YouTube page, we were thinking it would be another Dumb And Dumber To promo, perhaps with a Peter Travers quote this time. Speaking of people who should be consumed by a Giganotosaurus, here’s the first official trailer for Jurassic World.

You can really tell Phil Tippett is back doing practical effects in this. Especially since the dinosaurs are running amok.

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Remember, if something chases you, run.

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Let’s Revisit How Chris Pratt Totally Predicted His Role In ‘Jurassic World’

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This bit of magic comes from the season two Parks & Recreation DVD and it features Chris Pratt basically calling his spot in Jurassic Park 4. It’s real to me, dammit.

Now we could nitpick all day about how Steven Spielberg isn’t directing the next movie, how it isn’t called Jurassic Park 4, and how there’s no way in hell that season two Andy Dwyer knew he was anywhere near playing the lead in a billion dollar film franchise.

Let’s don’t though. Let’s enjoy the silly late night video and marvel at how it actually came to pass. A little side joke in a DVD bonus feature just happened to get a real bit of entertainment news right, which is harmlessly neat. Also dirtbike raptor gang:


How could you f*cking complain? It’s a garbage heap masterpiece already and I’m excited.

UPDATE: My face is red. Already covered once. But alright to revisit, right?

(Via Parks And Recreation / NBC)

The ‘Arrested Development’-‘Jurassic World’ Meme Is The Only One You Need

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I now realize we’ve all been making a huge mistake by not molding Tobias Fünke’s most Tobias-y word’s from Arrested Development to our benefit to poke fun at every sequel, reboot, and re-hash out there. It’s just too perfect a response to today’s first Jurassic World trailer


And now when David Cross doesn’t show up as a dinosaur scientist we’re all going to be super bummed. Whatever, worth it.

Via r/Funny

In Shocking News, Scientists Have A Problem With The Dinosaurs In The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer

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We’ve only got a trailer (and a pre-trailer) for Jurassic World at this point, but we’ve already got a wealth of discussions and criticism pouring out about a return to Jurassic Park next summer. The oddest I’ve seen so far comes the scientists and smart folks who are having some issues with the way the dinosaurs are being portrayed on film.

He’s talking about a fake dinosaur, by the way. I’ll give it a pass because it is a stupid plot point, but it is still a bit of nitpick in my eyes.

This kind of criticism is nothing new if you’ve seen the old movies and pay any attention to our advances in knowledge on dinosaurs from over the years. We know more now, we’ve got more evidence now, and all of that is a problem for a movie that tries to hold close to science.  Just not too close.

It’s why Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick allegedly wanted to get an insurance policy on 2001: A Space Odyssey, just in case we encountered alien life before the movie was released. Steven Spielberg didn’t do the same thing, but he did take creative license way back with the first movie and it has continued since. From Mental Floss:

Spielberg insisted on using dramatic license when it came to some of his prehistoric stars’ appearances. Take, for example, those T. rex teeth. Bakker sent over diagrams of the chompers—which, in reality, were banana-shaped— but “the powers that be didn’t like the real tooth shape,” Bakker told Popular Mechanics. “The CGI rex and the robot had their fangs sharpened.”

The most famous example is probably Spielberg’s Velociraptor, which more closely resembles the Deinonychus. A major source for Crichton’s book was Gregory Paul’s Predatory Dinosaurs of the World, which labeled the Velociraptor as a Deinonychus subspecies; real Velociraptors weighed less than 50 pounds and had feathers.

But in a bit of good fortune, a new, much bigger species called the Utahraptor was discovered during Jurassic Park’s production. In the forward of Raptor Red, Bakker wrote about a call from Dr. James Kirkland, who was part of the team that discovered Utahraptor:

“Jim!” I yelled. “You just found the giant raptor Spielberg made up for his movie.” Jim thought I was daft. He didn’t know about the other phone call I had gotten about giant raptors that morning. It was from one of the special effects artists in the Jurassic Park skunkworks … the artists were suffering anxiety about what was to become the star of the movie—a raptor species that had never been documented by a real fossil. … Just before Jim called, I’d listened to one artist complain that Spielberg had invented a raptor that didn’t exist. … He wanted hard facts, fossil data. “Yeah, a giant raptor’s possible—theoretically. But you don’t have any bones.” But now Jim’s Utahraptor gave him bones.

That dinosaur, discovered in January 1992, was almost exactly the same size as Jurassic Park’s big female.

So that’s why you have to take these science complaints with a grain of salt. These dinos haven’t been too real since the beginning, much like the shark from Jaws wasn’t real either.

I know it’s always popular to confront the scientific shortcomings of films, but that doesn’t mean the movies will be bad. I just wish they’d wait until the movie actually hit theaters. Here’s some of the other criticism. First up is the lack of feathers, something that was a bit of hitch back when the movie was announced.

I can buy that one and can see where it is an issue, but I think the next is a bit of a stretch since the productions have always notably had input from scientists and paleontologists:

It fits in the with the parameters of the Jurassic Park lore, so that’s all I need. If it doesn’t fit in science, let’s have a friendly debated and try not to lose our heads.

(Via Gizmodo)

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