The Honest Trailer For ‘The Lost World: Jurassic Park’ Makes Us Want More...
Just in time for Jurassic World, Screen Junkies spared no expense (well, a bit of expense; licensing “Yakety Sax” ain’t feasible) to bring us another Honest Trailer. This time, they remind us that...
View ArticleWas ‘Jurassic Park III’ Really That Bad?
Universal As regular readers know, I loathe myself enough to revisit movies in various franchises that the internet has deemed The Worst to see if they really are stinkers or perhaps hold up better...
View Article‘Jurassic World’ Is The Second Best Movie Of The Franchise, By A Long Shot
Jurassic World is the second best movie in the Jurassic Park franchise. At the same time, that above sentence says both nothing and something. It says nothing because claiming that Jurassic World is...
View ArticleDinosaur Blood Cells Have Been Recovered From Fossils
Universal Pictures We literally now have four movies that explain why this is a terrible idea, science. We told you about resurrection biology earlier, the fringe division of science that is trying to...
View Article‘Hold On To Your Butts’ With These Memorable ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes
Universal When Hollywood heavyweight Steven Spielberg unleashed his film adaptation of Jurassic Park, based on the best-selling novel by Michael Crichton, it quickly became the movie to see in the...
View ArticleHere’s Who Could Have Starred In ‘Jurassic Park’
Universal Pictures Just about all great movies had casts that were carefully assembled, often times passing over equally talented actors because something just wasn’t quite right. Jurassic Park, one...
View ArticleTwo Kids Remade ‘Jurassic Park’ With Action Figures Back In 1993, And Here Is...
When Jurassic Park was released more than 20 years ago in June of 1993, it captured the hearts and imaginations of kids everywhere. Two such kids in particular, Michael and David, were so taken by the...
View ArticleWas ‘The Lost World: Jurassic Park’ Really That Bad?
Universal You might remember that I occasionally subject myself to the worst film franchises have to offer in the name of science. But The Lost World should not be the worst movie in the franchise. It...
View ArticleThis 8-Bit Version Of ‘Jurassic Park’ Makes Ellie Grant An Action Hero
Whether or not you’re seeing Jurassic World this weekend, you can instantly relive the nostalgia of the original 1993 Jurassic Park movie and step back another 10 years by watching it as an 8-bit...
View Article‘Jurassic World’ Theory: Chris Pratt’s Character Was This Snarky Kid In...
Universal Pictures There’s a funny theory going around — posed by Dan Harmon on his podcast (Harmontown), repeated on Reddit, and pointed out to us by /film — which posits Chris Pratt’s...
View Article‘Jurassic World’ Director Colin Trevorrow Says He Wouldn’t Say No To Helming...
Getty Image Jurassic World finally hits theaters today, and it’s picking up solid reviews and will almost certainly make more money than an actual dinosaur park would, so one of the questions becomes,...
View ArticleLet’s See What The Cast Of ‘Jurassic Park’ Has Been Up To Over The Last 22 Years
Universal Pictures It’s impossible to not love Chris Pratt, but will his performance in Jurassic World resonate in two decades? Probably not, but it’s also not possible for another Jurassic film to...
View ArticleThe Launch Trailer For ‘LEGO Jurassic World’ Spares No Nostalgia
Jurassic World finally hits theaters today and, well, it might be a bit of a battle to get a seat. But hey, if you happen to be left out in the cold, you could still console yourself with LEGO...
View ArticleWould ‘Jurassic World’s’ Indominus Rex Win In A Real Life Dinosaur Battle?
If you’ve seen Jurassic World, you probably know how well Indominus Rex can handle herself in a fight. This is partially due to movie magic, but also because of the real life assumptions of scientists...
View ArticleGet Ready For More ‘Jurassic World’ Movies Starring Chris Pratt
Universal Pictures It’s opening weekend for Universal Pictures’ Jurassic World, but you probably already knew that. Heck, you may just be one of the many millions packing themselves into movie theaters...
View ArticleIt Would Cost A Preposterous Amount Of Money To Open A Real ‘Jurassic Park’
The folks at Fandango put together a very helpful video to pin down a fiscal number for how much it would cost to build and operate a real Jurassic Park. With Jurassic World currently tearing up...
View ArticleYou Can Now Own Farrah Abraham’s DNA For Just $99
Getty Image Farrah Abraham’s latest endeavor is with a company called Celebrity Gene, that takes the DNA of celebrities (usually by hair sample) and converts it to liquid form, which is then put into a...
View ArticleHere’s Every Easter Egg And Reference To ‘Jurassic Park’ In ‘Jurassic World’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAi07z-B7IA Stan Lee has appeared in nearly every Marvel movie since 2000’s X-Men. It’s obnoxious because, inevitably, you’ll be seated next to some Marvel fanboys who...
View ArticleThe Jurassic Zoo Meme Has Taken Over The Internet, And It’s Pretty Damn Funny
Amblin Entertainment Earlier this week, a zoo keeper recreated Chris Pratt’s raptor scene with his walruses. It was amusing, damn amusing – a perfect spoof that was bound to encourage other zoo...
View ArticleNine Places To Visit If You Want To See A Real Jurassic World
Kevin Tong When I first registered the existence of Komodo dragons, I was 8 years old, reading on my bed. It was a simple moment, but it made an impact. Here was a real monster. It was huge, quick,...
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