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This Woman Is Next-Level Fantastic When It Comes To Facebook Cover Photos
FACEBOOK I don’t know who “Nikki” is. I’ve never met her and probably never will, but no matter, I GET her. Or at least the her that’s the best at choosing pop culture-themed Facebook cover photos....
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This ‘Jurassic World’ Prop Brochure Leaks A Whole Bunch Of Tantalizing...
Universal Jurassic World promises to be pretty weird, as it essentially features Maude Lebowski and Burt Macklin, FBI, running around a park straight out of a survival horror game. But in theory, this...
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Jeff Goldblum Attended A Wedding, So Of Course They Took A ‘Jurassic Park’ Photo
Via Adam Biesenthal Photography/Reddit Over the weekend, Pamela and Jesse Sargent enjoyed the happiest day of their lives to this point, as they said, “I do” to each other in front of a gathering of...
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Richard Attenborough, Jurassic Park’s John Hammond, Has Died At Age 90
Getty Image Legendary British actor, director, and producer Richard Attenborough, aka The Right Honourable The Lord Attenborough, Commander of the Order of the British Empire (aren’t British titles the...
View ArticleCan A Fake Dinosaur Prank People? You Bet Jurassican.
*congratulates self for pun for three hours* “Mediocre Films” is a Youtube channel for “insane pranks and stuff.” I’m not sure this “dinosaur in a box truck” “prank” is “insane” but it does drive me...
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What’s On Tonight: Might As Well Watch ‘Jurassic Park’ For The 43rd Time
Universal Pictures Jurassic Park (AMC, 8 p.m.) — It’s a lean night for TV, so I might end up quoting Jurassic Park. College Football: Boise State vs Mississippi (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — Hold on to your butts,...
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Jeff Goldblum Added Lyrics To The ‘Jurassic Park’ Theme, Led A ‘Late Night’...
Universal God creates Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Goldblum creates lyrics to Jurassic Park theme. It seems as though somebody’s clued Jeff Goldblum into the fact that people still really, really like Jurassic...
View ArticleBecause They Do Move In Herds, Here’s A Dog Embarrassed About ‘Jurassic Park’
Even though some animals were pumped to hear about a new Jurassic Park movie, not every animal was enthusiastic about the news. Marv the dog just reluctantly celebrated his first birthday with an...
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Why ‘Jurassic World’ Shouldn’t “Fix” Its Dinosaurs
Universal Jurassic Park first came out in 1993, and there have been a lot of advances in paleontology in the intervening twenty years. Velociraptors are chicken-sized. The triceratops may not be a...
View ArticleZach Galifianakis And Jimmy Fallon Run Through Every Excuse In The Book For...
I think when Zach Galifianakis and Jimmy Fallon make excuses on why they can’t hang out, I don’t think they need to be silly about it. I believe that they are already too busy to go catch a movie or...
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This ‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Poster Looks Quite Familiar, But The Movie...
Via Twitter I’m not going to lie, you’re going to feel like you’ve seen this Jurassic World poster before. I swear it is brand new, it just takes its cues from the three films that preceded it. Colin...
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Jeff Goldblum’s Laugh In ‘Jurassic Park’ Finally Has Sheet Music
Universal Have you ever wanted to recreate that scene in Jurassic Park where Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) laughs very strangely for an uncomfortably long time? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. That’s why Evan...
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The Next LEGO Video Game Is Almost Certainly Going To Be ‘Jurassic Park’ Based
Lego/Universal Star Wars, Batman, Harry Potter, The Avengers – if it’s something young dudes like, it’s been done in LEGO video game form. What’s even left to cover? Hmmm, how about Jurassic Park?...
View ArticleThe First Teaser Trailer For ‘Jurassic World’ Features Some Familiar Vibrations
With a throwback to one of the most iconic scenes from the original Jurassic Park, Jurassic World teased its upcoming trailer — which drops next Thursday — with the video above. Source: Universal Spain
View ArticleThis Is The Only Mashup Of ‘Jurassic Park’ And ‘Ace Ventura’ That You’ll Ever...
This mashup of Jurassic Park and Ace Ventura has been floating around the Internet since April, but it seems like everyone picked up on it this weekend. Typical, right? It doesn’t matter how old it...
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The Park Is Open: Check Out The Teaser For The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer
Universal just dropped the teaser for the Jurassic World teaser trailer that will hit on Black Friday and it looks great. Chris Pratt looks stone faced, Bryce Dallas Howard looks worried, and everyone...
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The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer Is Here Two Days Early, And Boy Are We Thankful
When we got an email notification from Universal Pictures’ YouTube page, we were thinking it would be another Dumb And Dumber To promo, perhaps with a Peter Travers quote this time. Speaking of people...
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Let’s Revisit How Chris Pratt Totally Predicted His Role In ‘Jurassic World’
This bit of magic comes from the season two Parks & Recreation DVD and it features Chris Pratt basically calling his spot in Jurassic Park 4. It’s real to me, dammit. Now we could nitpick all day...
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The ‘Arrested Development’-‘Jurassic World’ Meme Is The Only One You Need
Universal/Netflix I now realize we’ve all been making a huge mistake by not molding Tobias Fünke’s most Tobias-y word’s from Arrested Development to our benefit to poke fun at every sequel, reboot, and...
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In Shocking News, Scientists Have A Problem With The Dinosaurs In The...
Universal We’ve only got a trailer (and a pre-trailer) for Jurassic World at this point, but we’ve already got a wealth of discussions and criticism pouring out about a return to Jurassic Park next...
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