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Jurassic World was released on DVD last week, which serves as a reminder Universal Pictures will inevitably start filming a sequel soon. Bryce Dallas Howard has already revealed there will be no high heels in the sequel, but what can we expect to see when Jurassic Park 5: Jurassic World 2: The Squeakquel hits theaters? It turns out Twitter was way ahead of us on this one, coming up with new plot ideas months ago with the hashtag #RealJurassicParkProblems.
For some reason, we suspect director Colin Trevorrow won’t find these Real Jurassic Park Problems to be the plot he’s seeking, considering some of these suggestions are depressingly realistic, scientifically plausible yet absurd, downright morbid, or simply mundane. The tweet that started it all is a particularly uncinematic complaint:
You just know some haughty tourist at Jurassic Park would call the front desk to complain about that. “I want to speak to your manager!”
Continue reading our favorite Real Jurassic Park Problems below for more plots Jurassic World 2 could steal if they had the dino-cajones.